suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

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6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(via deadvibe)

I want to take my lady on the cutest date possible. Does anyone know of any cute coffee shops or Resturants in the austin area? HELP ME

gaymeofthrones:

me: mom im hungry

mom: eat a fruit

me:

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